Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Abandoned!
The red-headed wench has abandoned me once again. The last time was bad enough, especially since I was tortured with radiation and didn't even develop any super powers, but I'm really miserable this time. The guy is just plain creepy. I feel lonely and unwanted but still with a hint of ennui, which is pretty intricate for a cat.
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Awwww baby kitty, I love you! Isn't Grant giving you enough whiskey?
He say's he's starting me on something called heroin today. He say's it's basically catnip with a bit of an attitude.
Chian, you're a fucking cat. Ennui is your raison d'etre. That and hairballs. Cough up a few on Grant. I have the feeling he needs some. Look for the really clean laundry. Not the stuff in a pile being aired until he can wear it again without washing it (he's that kind of a guy), but the truly clean stuff, and then let rip with a nice hairball. Then demand that he pat and massage you. Good kitty.
Foilwoman - he's strange. He seems to think the kitty litter should stay in the litter box, whereas I prefer a wider radius for comfort. Currently I have it tracked down the hall and into the living room. My goal for next week is to get it into the neighbors' rooms.
Chian, do you remember your uncle Joe? I love it that you're blogging! I've had visiting cats use my keyboard, but none of them started blogging. You're a great cat.
Chian: Settle for no less than total domination. Work on figuring out how to open the refrigerator door and how to flush the toilet. You can press the lever when he's on the phone with someone he's trying to impress. That'll impress them.
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